I Like You, Funny Orange!

Do you know "Annoying Orange"? I haven't known him until recently. The orange, I think he would be a 10 or 11-year-old boy if he were a human being, is very annoying, but he is funny. He is very vulgar, and he likes teasing someone, so almost everyone who surrounds him is always offended by him and they get mad at him, and finally get exhausted.


I like him very much because we are in the same category. I like making fun of someone in any way and I occasionally prefer crude manners. The pitiful person who is always targeted by me is my husband. Every minute we stay together, I try to work out some schemes to stun him in bad ways. Actually, yesterday, I achieved my mission. While he was dozing on the couch after our dinner, I sneaked up on him and tore his scab on his neck. He screamed and got furious, and hit my forehead saying "Crap! You are very disgusting!" and his remark praised me. Frankly speaking, "disgusting" is the best compliment for me. At that time, I couldn't help laughing. 


Anyway, there might be a lot of opinions to him, but the orange's violent and funny behavior cheer me up. These days, sometimes I feel very down, so this hilarious comedy is really a vital medicine for me.